I sure know how to pick 'em

I guess my ex-boyfriend does meth now. That's fantastic. He was not a bad kid when I dated him... a little angsty, drank every now and then, and possibly anorexic, but a fairly ok kid. When we broke up, I guess he went downhill. Fast.
Another one of my ex's was recently expelled from school for bringing brass knuckles. This is hilarious, because he wouldn't actually fight someone, he just likes to make fun of gangsters.
I'm feeling a little like Ross from "Friends." Except none of my ex-boyfriends have become lesbians...
Oh well. I'll probably just end up alone. Here's a list of reasons why:
-I complain a lot.
-I am sarcastic all the time. (I have made people cry.)
-I'm a nerd.
-My standards are too high.
-Apparently I drive people to severe addictions.

I just need to find someone who appreciates my lack of everything.