Red eye
Last night, I went to Shari's at around 11:30 with a couple of my friends. Scott Jeter was there, but that's beside the point.
The 6 of were brought to our table by a waiter named Keith.
As Keith was taking our orders, I noticed his bright red bloodshot eyes.
"Keith," I said. "...Are you stoned?
Blushing, Keith looked away and said, "Me? ...Noo..."
"Look at me, Keith," I said.
And he looked at the floor and shook his head.
Needless to say, our whole table was laughing hysterically.
Keith then sat down, asked us what we wanted to eat, and pointed out that he was "so hungry right now."
I bet he was.
The 6 of were brought to our table by a waiter named Keith.
As Keith was taking our orders, I noticed his bright red bloodshot eyes.
"Keith," I said. "...Are you stoned?
Blushing, Keith looked away and said, "Me? ...Noo..."
"Look at me, Keith," I said.
And he looked at the floor and shook his head.
Needless to say, our whole table was laughing hysterically.
Keith then sat down, asked us what we wanted to eat, and pointed out that he was "so hungry right now."
I bet he was.
posted by Erin at 2:22 AM
2 Comments:
HOW IS THAT BESIDE THE POINT!
Well, that was the highlight, Scott, but you had nothing to do with our waiter being totally blazed.
And yes... he just sat right down.
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