Alright, I feel these are fitting times for poking fun at myspace and emo kids. Here's a little song that my friend Zach and I wrote. Which was posted on myspace.

"i have emo grass"
by Zach and Erin


im blinded by my emo intentions
and im bound by my self loathing.
when i cut up my arms
get light headed
feel like floating
paint my white walls red
like the blood that i shed
because im so sad.....

and i wish my grass was emo
like me, so it would cut itself.
now the mowers' rendered
useless.
I'll use it on myself

i have a tiny pecker
and i have no balls,
it helps me in my tight girl pants
they're three sizes too small
i have the perfect weight-loss
plan, caffiene and nicotine
that's the price i love to pay
to be emo (slash) scene

comment my pics they're
at a tilt to hide my girly build
my hair in my face
and my head down-cast
and with tears my eyes are filled.

and i wish my grass was emo
like me, so it would cut istelf,
now the mower's rendered
useless,
i'll use it on myself

**Disclaimer** The part about the ::ahem:: male anatomy was all him.