Awkward

Real Men Profess Their Undying Love Via Text Messaging.
The following is a 6 message long text from an intoxicated friend of mine who I believe was already told that I am not interested in dating him.

before i say this, i just want you to know that this doesn't have to change anything between us unless you want it to, i just need to say it. you probably already know this but the fact of the matter is that i have feelings for you. I've had them since i met you, they've grown since i've gotten to know you, and I'll always have them. also, i just want you to know that you are a great person, and in every way the most perfect girl i've ever met this far in my life,don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise and certainly don't think otherwise. i've been wanting to say that for a long time, but i am shy and awkward when it comes to women and i fear negativity from those who i respect. take this message as you will. It can mean everything or it can mean nothing. i just needed to get it all out there and off my chest. please don't give me the silent treatment.

Yep. Awkard as hell.