Thanks, Old Guy!
The following is an actual conversation between myself and a middle-aged man with a beard, and his friend.
Old Guy: Can I steal one of those mints from ya, Sunshine?
Me: [Award laugh] ...Go right ahead... [To his friend] One for you?
Friend: No, thanks, I'm mint-free. [hearty guffaw]
Me: How about a toothpick?
Friend: [hearty guffaw] Nah, I'm toothpick free too.
Old Guy: I'll take one... Everybody could use a little wood once in a while.
...So the question is, Do you naturally become creepy and not funny when you're old, or is it a conscious decision?
Old Guy: Can I steal one of those mints from ya, Sunshine?
Me: [Award laugh] ...Go right ahead... [To his friend] One for you?
Friend: No, thanks, I'm mint-free. [hearty guffaw]
Me: How about a toothpick?
Friend: [hearty guffaw] Nah, I'm toothpick free too.
Old Guy: I'll take one... Everybody could use a little wood once in a while.
...So the question is, Do you naturally become creepy and not funny when you're old, or is it a conscious decision?
posted by Erin at 10:50 PM
7 Comments:
i consciously decided
-dustin
im creepy anyways
You spelled "Akward" wrong, its not award! And I wouldn't be saying this if you didn't pick my grammar apart!
Scott Erin
1 0
Ooooooph, Scott. OOOOOOOPH!
I forgot to write something. POONED!
3 comments = I'm Lame beans. Scott, you mispelled her typo, you meant "awkward" not "akward" you fool. ZING, Zing.
adam 1 erin 0 scott 1 molly is the overall winner! You know it! well erin you are hilarious! Goodbye now, I hope i haven't made any grammatical errors!
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