Why I Love Kelly Rotbart: Special Double Post

While watching a commercial for Snakes On A Plane, laughing, of course, with the youngest Rotbart child and a few other friends, we discussed our worst fears:


Me: "At least it wasn't Spiders on a Plane"

Rachel: "...Or Needles on a Plane"

Kelly: "...Or Public Speaking on a Plane."

Why I Hate Fat People

The other day this huge family came into Red Robin. And I mean HUGE.
The 11 or 12 year old daughter probably was about 5'1" and maybe 170 lbs.
There were 2 adult women, presumably sisters, with several children, and all were morbidly obese.
The best part of this sight was that one of the children (of this all caucasian family) was a preteen girl wearing a shirt with the virgin Mary on it, that read "Madrecita" in old english.
Bitchin'.

Accepted

...Yet another Teen Movie.
But pretty damn hilarious.
Thumbs up.


Also: A fond farewell to Dana K, who departs today for her first term at Willamette University.

Talladega Nights

...Just as good the second time.
Full of choice personal mottos I have adopted, such as

"I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence"

Bad Thing to do When You're Bored

Try to beat solitaire once with every deck art option.

I'm well on my way.