Tuesday, October 31, 2006

halloween highlights

-Seeing Adam in his kick ass costume.
Who ya gonna call? Adam MaFuckinChado, that's who.

-Winning $25 for second best costume at work.

-Learning the versatility of aluminum foil.

Monday, October 30, 2006

101

I guess that last post there was number 100.
That took me about a year to get to, I think.
Sad.
I'm going to update more and try to reach 200 posts before my next birthday.
That's the new plan.

I just watched What Dreams May Come for the first time in several years.
Really damn good movie.
Robin Williams: More like Robin Ill-iams.
Get it? Ill. Like sick/tight/rad.
Nevermind.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

sad face

Today was:
A. A series of small disappointments
B. Not a good friday
C. Completely worthless
D. Utterly horrendous
E. All of the above

Friday, October 27, 2006

red flag

You might be talking to a child molester if:
You are at a college fair, talking to a representative from a prestige university about audio production, and he says, "You'd really like the studio at my house."
Only heed this warning if said representative is sporting a moustache.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

drapes?

I've got good news, everybody.
We're winning the war. The one against terror. In Iraquistan.
Acknowledging painful losses in Iraq, President Bush said Wednesday he is not satisfied with the progress of the long and unpopular war, but he still insisted the United States was winning and should not think about withdrawing.

And, Praise Jesus, the GOP will keep on runnin thangs.
Despite polls suggesting a Democratic takeover of at least the House, Bush said he was confident Republicans would prevail. Dismissing Democrats' hopes, Bush said,
"We've got some people dancing in the end zone here in Washington, D.C. ... measuring their drapes."

What?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

i realize now

...why i was happy being festively plump.
have you ever experienced the glory of "circuit training?"
41 sets, 30 seconds each, 4 seconds in between.
i feel sexier already.

I'm Coming Back

After a brief respite that seemed to last a year, I'm coming back to the SOB with a new lust for life. Or at least more things to bitch about.
Hopefully I'll be able to earn my way back into your hearts and your dailies.
Sincerely,
Erin Ingle