camping

Of all the campers out there,
I've gotta be one of the happiest.
Under the circumstances.
You know what I say?
Fuck the circumstances!
Rise above!
Now who wants to loan me $1000?

blues

I've really been in the mood for some good ole guitar-and-harmonica, prison-style blues..
Anybody know any good players along these lines?

make dat money, ho

This week I worked 43:15 hours.
This paycheck is gonna equal hella scrill.
I'm no longer facing a forced life of prostitution and coke habits.

Although, if the price is right...

insurance

Car insurance: 6 months = $1,077.
Cool.

oh, how true

From the online comic Married to the Sea.

edison force

I had the immense pleasure yesternight of viewing the cinematic gem Edison Force, starring Morgan Freeman, L.L. Cool J, and Justin Timberlake, the three greatest black actors of all time. Oh yeah, and that girl from Coyote Ugly was in it too. She got her face smashed in.
This movie was probably the single most heartwrenching failure I have ever seen. The scripting was so horrible even J.Timba couldn't make it work. Many of the psuedoquotable lines didn't even make sense. I believe this was the last line of the movie (which i scratched down in the SuDoku book I was working at while watching the picture):

Justice is a lot like journalism; sometimes the most important questions are the ones you decide not to ask." -Journalist Josh Pollack (Timberlake)

The plot was about as enthralling as watching a bug stuck between a window screen and the glass... You know... When you watch something for way too long, and then realize suddenly that you can never get back that last hour of your life that you completely wasted... Like that.

aspirations

If I don't manage to reach my life-long dream of becoming a jingle-writer for commercials,
I think I'll persue a career at Les Schwab.
They really do come running!
I wasn't even into the parking lot yet and that tricky bastard was waiting for me!