edison force

I had the immense pleasure yesternight of viewing the cinematic gem Edison Force, starring Morgan Freeman, L.L. Cool J, and Justin Timberlake, the three greatest black actors of all time. Oh yeah, and that girl from Coyote Ugly was in it too. She got her face smashed in.
This movie was probably the single most heartwrenching failure I have ever seen. The scripting was so horrible even J.Timba couldn't make it work. Many of the psuedoquotable lines didn't even make sense. I believe this was the last line of the movie (which i scratched down in the SuDoku book I was working at while watching the picture):

Justice is a lot like journalism; sometimes the most important questions are the ones you decide not to ask." -Journalist Josh Pollack (Timberlake)

The plot was about as enthralling as watching a bug stuck between a window screen and the glass... You know... When you watch something for way too long, and then realize suddenly that you can never get back that last hour of your life that you completely wasted... Like that.