bad poetry! oh noetry.
My english teacher decided that we are fifth graders today and gave us a list of words we had to use in a poem; ie "light, bird, tree, rivers, water, light, branches, stones, floors, cats..."
So I made a fifth grade quality poem.
"Cats in rivers
get the shivers.
Cats in trees
are filled with glee.
Cats in grass
are oh so crass.
Cats on floors
are skittish.
Cats in boats
will stay afloat.
Cats on branches
take no chances.
Cats with birds
are so absurd.
Cats from Finland
are Finnish."
I know. Epic.
So I made a fifth grade quality poem.
"Cats in rivers
get the shivers.
Cats in trees
are filled with glee.
Cats in grass
are oh so crass.
Cats on floors
are skittish.
Cats in boats
will stay afloat.
Cats on branches
take no chances.
Cats with birds
are so absurd.
Cats from Finland
are Finnish."
I know. Epic.
Labels: school
posted by Erin at 3:54 PM
2 Comments:
That actually kinda sounds like a poem this retarded girl made up for our poetry project. Good work!
Whose your english teacher? Probably not Mr. Massey doesn't sound like something he would do. Well actually he assigned our class plenty of stupid busy work before the Senior project was due last year.
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