spidey
So it turns out Spiderman loves 'merica just as much as the next guy. Maybe he'll be on the next blue collar comedy tour and he'll just do that crazy-hot dance he does to get all the ladies in NYC.But seriously, why don't we have real superheroes? I mean, wouldn't it be way cooler to watch a giant shape-shifting pile of sand duke it out with a dude on a flying snowboard than to trust the borin' ole police force to hunt them anarchist bitches down? Who's with me? Shall we all don capes and tight suits and fight crime?

