rockin' the screen tees

Apparently people still own and wear these tee-shirts.
Recent sitings:

Love Sucks.
True Love Swallows.

I lost my phone number.
Can I have yours?

You've been a bad girl.
Go to my room.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
...Or should I walk by again?


Anybody else spotted some of these gems lately?

wife<=>swap!

the executive meeting when they conjured up the idea for this show must have went something like this:

well, we's gonna need two wifeys. an' they's each gotta have them a hubby, 'n some chillens.
one of the wives has gotta be real strict. like uh.. maybe, a facist. and her fambly's gotta keep all their shit in tiptop shape, or ELSE! ...yeah.
an' then, the other wife'll be real fun. just a fun gal. and messy. there's gotta be like.. cat crap all over the place. but they have lots of fun! and.. and.. maybe her husband can be real goofy, and burp and fart and stuff, and he's gotta make his old lady do all the housework, cause that's women's work. yeahh. and he'll be illiterate, too.
and uhh.. all the wives and husbands'll be fat! real fat! and they'll all call each other fat too! and the kids will probably all kill themselves one day for having gone through this painful, awkward experience!!

...so, i watched a whole entire episode of wifeswap tonight. the illiterate asshole husband said he felt like the swapped wife was "demeanoring" him. he also said she was "anal-tentive." but in the end, both families learned to appreciate how good they have it, and how to better themselves and improve their family dynamics. it was real touching.

also, using capital letters: out. hop on the bandwagon.

best of 2008 so far!

Best movie I watched yesterday: Batman Forever

Best drunk dial received: From Kelly Rotbart, assisted by Anna Wiley, with various other contributions.

Best Rock Band performance: Myself, Karus, Nick, Dan Rone and Ashton playing "Epic" by Faith No More.
-Runner up: 3 failed attempts at a 10-minute long Metallica song.

Biggest creep: 45-year old man in Safeway who looked at my breasts for way too long.

Worst shit I heard on Medford radio: too close to call, but 97 'The Rogue' gets honorable mention as a purveyor of worthless 'alternative' music.

Worst blog of the year so far: Definitely this one.