wife<=>swap!

the executive meeting when they conjured up the idea for this show must have went something like this:

well, we's gonna need two wifeys. an' they's each gotta have them a hubby, 'n some chillens.
one of the wives has gotta be real strict. like uh.. maybe, a facist. and her fambly's gotta keep all their shit in tiptop shape, or ELSE! ...yeah.
an' then, the other wife'll be real fun. just a fun gal. and messy. there's gotta be like.. cat crap all over the place. but they have lots of fun! and.. and.. maybe her husband can be real goofy, and burp and fart and stuff, and he's gotta make his old lady do all the housework, cause that's women's work. yeahh. and he'll be illiterate, too.
and uhh.. all the wives and husbands'll be fat! real fat! and they'll all call each other fat too! and the kids will probably all kill themselves one day for having gone through this painful, awkward experience!!

...so, i watched a whole entire episode of wifeswap tonight. the illiterate asshole husband said he felt like the swapped wife was "demeanoring" him. he also said she was "anal-tentive." but in the end, both families learned to appreciate how good they have it, and how to better themselves and improve their family dynamics. it was real touching.

also, using capital letters: out. hop on the bandwagon.